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Yes, I play dress up. I do it for a living, like a retard.
Jennifer Aniston
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Jennifer Aniston
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: February 11
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Sherman Oaks
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Jennifer Joanna Aniston
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Where would you be without friends? The people to pick you up when you need lifting? We come from homes far from perfect, so you end up almost parent and sibling to your friends - your own chosen family. There's nothing like a really loyal, dependable, good friend. Nothing.
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I used to love hospitals. That's another weird thing about me. I remember when my grandmother -- so sweet, God rest her soul -- was in the hospital, I always loved visiting her there. Very morbid memory! Most people hate hospitals. And I'm not a big fan of them now, but there was something about it for me back then.
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Here's where I luck out: I'm really computer illiterate.
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As women, we do feel like we have to live up to an expectation, whether it's on camera or going to the market or whatever it is. And the truth of the matter is, that's not always the way it is. We don't always have our high heels on, we don't always have our makeup on.
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I think rage is so ugly.
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The tabloids, instead of being about alien babies and stuff, it's my triplets, quadruplets, marriages, feuds.
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My world. My rules. I would command everyone to do so many things! Be kind. Oh, I would command everyone to stop buying tabloids!
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I've never sat there and plotted out how I was going to become successful or famous.
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When your parents split up, it's impossible to delude yourself about fairytale romance and happy endings.
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I wasn't a good waitress, but I was told that I was very nice and charming, so people liked me anyway.
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Quirky is sexy, like scars or chipped teeth. I also like tattoos they're rebellious.
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Women are realizing it more and more knowing that they don't have to settle with a man just to have that child. Times have changed and that is also what is amazing is that we do have so many options these days.
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To talk about a relationship trivializes something that's nobody's business.
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