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I'm not prepared for a zombie apocalypse. I need more bottled water, a shotgun, and stronger abs. I have plenty of canner food.

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Jenna Fischer
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: March 7
Actor
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Film Actor
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Television Actor
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Regina Marie Fischer
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I loved the domesticity of my life as a struggling actor. When I wasn't going to auditions, I could do things like cook dishes from scratch and take them to parties or be really thoughtful about birthdays and anniversaries.
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Even in college I tended to get cast in the comedies more. It was what I liked doing.
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Tilda Swinton is a great example of a person who completely disappears into a role.
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I say it was like this accidental research that I did for eight years. I had no idea I was researching the role of my career. But yeah, and there was this one casting director named Allison Jones, and for five years she would call me in every year for a different TV show and she just really was a big supporter of mine.
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Laura from The Mysteries Of Laura is the most different from me personally that I've ever played. I'm a very thoughtful, forward-thinking, planner kind of person. I love Excel spreadsheets and five-year-plans, and I love to review every year how my New Year's resolutions went. I'm like that, and that is not Laura at all.
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I don't have real big aspirations to be a movie star. I would love to be on a long-running hit TV show. You end up playing a defining role.
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The Farrelly brothers make movies the way you imagine a movie set would be when you're a kid - fun all the time.
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I went to a little liberal-arts college in Missouri called Truman State University.
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I'm a believer in the parent first, friend second philosophy, and trying to find that balance.
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I'd been out in Los Angeles for about eight years, knocking around. I actually, instead of waiting tables, worked in offices as a temporary assistant.
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I don't have any type of sketch-comedy or stand-up background.
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I get really excited about jewelry.
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When I'm writing my blog, I think of myself at 13 years old, back in St. Louis, daydreaming about Hollywood.
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I spent my whole adolescence, when you just want to be accepted, looking much younger than everyone else.
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I think we all spend, sometimes, more time at our jobs than we do at home, and there are people that we wouldn't necessarily choose to spend so much time with. So those irritations and those, just those situations I think are really relatable.
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You never go into a marriage expecting to get divorced. You go into a marriage expecting it's going to last forever, and you have a lot of ways you dream about the future. You have all these expectations, and then you have to adjust those expectations, and it can be a very unnerving, confusing time.
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Finally, I was called for The Office and I was really lucky, because a lot of the shows that I went out for I would work my way up from, like, an audition with the casting director to the director to the producers to the studio, I'd go through seven auditions, and then they'd give the role to a famous actress.
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As the lead of a movie, you really set the tone off-camera as well, and that's a really big responsibility.
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Growing up, I was a very shy, wallflower type. I was not a nerd, but not popular. I was just invisible, like that person you probably didn't know you were in school with.
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I still get nervous when I have a lot of makeup on, a big hairdo, and a dress.
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