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Testosterone makes you completely out of control, but that's okay.

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Jen Kirkman
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: August 28
Actor
Comedian
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Bay State
Testosterone
Okay
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I'm really ambitious about is being a really good comic and doing it for the rest of my life and getting really big. Not really famous because I want fame or attention, just a little freedom. So, that's where I'm ambitious.
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I wonder if that's the difference between fathers and mothers. I'm friends with people who have kids that are like 5 and under, and they're still in that intense mother-bonding phase. It might just be that. Because the dads haven't changed.
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I'll take anyone I can get that will pay money to see me. And if there's more of me in the world, people who think they're good people and comedians who have a good message or whatever, then that's great. If there's some kind of balance there that's good.
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What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn't believe in marriage.
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My curriculum would be the whole year. It would be really slow and it would be about human anatomy. I would teach people about women's bodies so they understand what Planned Parenthood is for.
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I don't have anything to do all year. I'm not on tour until September.
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I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, This is the best way for people to find out about me.
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You never know anymore if you'll see something you don't want to see, if you're jealous of something, if you're going through a breakup and you see something, so I just don't even look at those things any more [ in Instagram].
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I just try to live a moderate life of always checking and trying to be the best person I can be and I'm in therapy and am always working on something.
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My mother was like, What did they teach you?, and I had never talked about that [sex-ed] so I freaked out.
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It's much easier to make jokes about not having kids.
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I don't understand why every single person in Congress isn't standing up and going, He [Donald Trump] is in bed with Russia. And then they could just lock their arms and not let him in.
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I don't know. Maybe [sex-ed] is my new calling?
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Admittedly, the masturbation story is just a Hey, this is one of my best-of's, I'll throw it in the special. But the grandmother stuff, really, I feel like is part of the theme and part of the best way to end the story that I'm telling with the special.
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At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family.
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I stay on [Twitter] because I deserve to.
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It [sex-ed] was such a slow rollout for me. I just didn't know what the hell was happening.
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Any expectation is what pain is.
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[Twitter] certainly doesn't hurt me. I'm not in any pain over any of the things I see. I'm just more disappointed.
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I'm the queen of outside speakers.
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