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When you travel, people might not have the same ideas about what is interesting. I'm not really good at compromising when I travel.

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Jen Kirkman
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: August 28
Actor
Comedian
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Bay State
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