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I'm not like Woody Allen like, Oh my god what's going to happen? Ooh Ooh Oohhh. I'm just high-strung. So I do need to do a lot of stuff.

Jen Kirkman

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Jen Kirkman
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: August 28
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