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I don't like news channels so I have six websites that I check and I get the daily update.
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Jen Kirkman
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: August 28
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What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn't believe in marriage.
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My rule is if one person says it, a thousand people want to say it. That goes for compliments too. I try to balance it out in my head.
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I have no choice sometimes, but there's something about being alone. When I'm alone I might not speak for 24 hours, but you're totally seeing things. It's a pretty cool experience.
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For me, making any kind of resolution or saying, I'm doing this! can only cause pain, to get very deep.
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If, for some reason, everyone knew who I was without me having to have my own TV show, that's what I would do. That way, I could do less shows a year.
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I log out of Twitter on my computer so I have to log in and then I log back out.
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They asked us to draw pictures of what we thought men and women look like naked and so I was like, Get away, I'm doing my weird homework, drawing a naked man and woman. And I can't even draw. That's all I remember. I have no memory.
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I realized that even I have weird intimacy issues with humans - like, I need my friendships to get deeper, I need to be locked in, I need to remember people's names. I know this sounds really stupid, but I just need to be more present in my life.
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I stay on [Twitter] because I deserve to.
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I always try to be open to whatever the universe wants from me.
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I'm the queen of outside speakers.
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At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family.
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My curriculum would be the whole year. It would be really slow and it would be about human anatomy. I would teach people about women's bodies so they understand what Planned Parenthood is for.
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My joke is a picture of David Bowie on his balcony in the '70s in a suit in Paris, and unless that's you, I'm not interested. There are very few aesthetic types that I have, and people who look like that are not always necessarily good for me.
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I'm wired to be neurotic and loud and high-strung.
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It's much easier to make jokes about not having kids.
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Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, Oh god.
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There have been many times in my life where I got opportunities that I never thought would be the things that I needed, so I'm always saying, I want to do this but whatever the universe thinks is right, I'm open. Because otherwise it causes me so much pain if I don't get what I want. It's my least favorite thing.
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I don't run around feeling infused with positivity, but I'll have to be taking my last breath before I'll admit I'm dying. So I'm either optimistic or in denial.
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A lot of times that I'm single is not for a lack of anyone being interested it's me.
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