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I don't like news channels so I have six websites that I check and I get the daily update.
Jen Kirkman
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Jen Kirkman
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: August 28
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I put my filter on, though, and I only see things people I follow [on Twitter] write now. So, I don't even know anymore [ trolls].
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