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You never know anymore if you'll see something you don't want to see, if you're jealous of something, if you're going through a breakup and you see something, so I just don't even look at those things any more [ in Instagram].
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Jen Kirkman
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: August 28
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It [sex-ed] was such a slow rollout for me. I just didn't know what the hell was happening.
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I log out of Twitter on my computer so I have to log in and then I log back out.
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