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I have a new rule where I only follow fashion people on Instagram.
Jen Kirkman
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Jen Kirkman
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: August 28
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Comedian
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Bay State
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My joke is a picture of David Bowie on his balcony in the '70s in a suit in Paris, and unless that's you, I'm not interested. There are very few aesthetic types that I have, and people who look like that are not always necessarily good for me.
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When you travel, people might not have the same ideas about what is interesting. I'm not really good at compromising when I travel.
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