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My rule is if one person says it, a thousand people want to say it. That goes for compliments too. I try to balance it out in my head.

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Jen Kirkman
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: August 28
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I really will never understand pushing back on comedians who are like, I'm like a politician campaigning and shaking hands with these people. They're going to be okay.
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I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it.
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I'd also talk about the period and of course all the different gender things that people might feel that they are. I'd be a terrible teacher because of what I don't know about that.
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Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.
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I don't know. Maybe [sex-ed] is my new calling?
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I actually really do meditation and then I spend my morning reading.
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Testosterone makes you completely out of control, but that's okay.
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You teach someone about fallopian tubes in grade school, and you revisit it again in seventh grade for a better understanding of that stuff. I think it's never-ending. I don't know why it isn't all the time.
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I am never home, and it's hard to keep up with things that are good for you to have in life like relationships, whether they be romantic or friendship. I have to work twice as hard to make sure I don't just check out. That's what I mean by vulnerability.
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I don't understand why every single person in Congress isn't standing up and going, He [Donald Trump] is in bed with Russia. And then they could just lock their arms and not let him in.
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When you travel, people might not have the same ideas about what is interesting. I'm not really good at compromising when I travel.
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I'll take anyone I can get that will pay money to see me. And if there's more of me in the world, people who think they're good people and comedians who have a good message or whatever, then that's great. If there's some kind of balance there that's good.
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I stay on [Twitter] because I deserve to.
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God, there's teaching biology and teaching sexuality, and it's two separate things. They mix it and make it more of a morality thing where it's like, A man and woman have a baby.
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For me, making any kind of resolution or saying, I'm doing this! can only cause pain, to get very deep.
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Any expectation is what pain is.
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My mother was like, What did they teach you?, and I had never talked about that [sex-ed] so I freaked out.
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I'm really ambitious about is being a really good comic and doing it for the rest of my life and getting really big. Not really famous because I want fame or attention, just a little freedom. So, that's where I'm ambitious.
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You never know anymore if you'll see something you don't want to see, if you're jealous of something, if you're going through a breakup and you see something, so I just don't even look at those things any more [ in Instagram].
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I don't have anything to do all year. I'm not on tour until September.
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