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A lot of times that I'm single is not for a lack of anyone being interested it's me.
Jen Kirkman
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Jen Kirkman
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: August 28
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I put my filter on, though, and I only see things people I follow [on Twitter] write now. So, I don't even know anymore [ trolls].
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Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.
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My mother was like, What did they teach you?, and I had never talked about that [sex-ed] so I freaked out.
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