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A lot of times that I'm single is not for a lack of anyone being interested it's me.
Jen Kirkman
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Jen Kirkman
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: August 28
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There have been many times in my life where I got opportunities that I never thought would be the things that I needed, so I'm always saying, I want to do this but whatever the universe thinks is right, I'm open. Because otherwise it causes me so much pain if I don't get what I want. It's my least favorite thing.
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