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I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it.

Jen Kirkman

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Jen Kirkman
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: August 28
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Bay State
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