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I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it.

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Jen Kirkman
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: August 28
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Stand-Up Comedian
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We've seen a kind of Donald Trump supporter on steroids, like the hate-crime people. Those people, I don't want to see, like anyone violent or carrying a gun or anything like that. But I won't know if they disagree with me unless they decide to heckle.
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