Quote

I thought that's what happened to women: You live alone when you're old.

Jen Kirkman

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Jen Kirkman
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: August 28
Actor
Comedian
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Bay State
Alone
Happened
Thought
Women
Live

More quotes by Jen Kirkman

Image
I always try to be open to whatever the universe wants from me.
Jen Kirkman
Image
I log out of Twitter on my computer so I have to log in and then I log back out.
Jen Kirkman
Image
I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, This is the best way for people to find out about me.
Jen Kirkman
Image
God, there's teaching biology and teaching sexuality, and it's two separate things. They mix it and make it more of a morality thing where it's like, A man and woman have a baby.
Jen Kirkman
Image
My joke is a picture of David Bowie on his balcony in the '70s in a suit in Paris, and unless that's you, I'm not interested. There are very few aesthetic types that I have, and people who look like that are not always necessarily good for me.
Jen Kirkman
Image
Testosterone makes you completely out of control, but that's okay.
Jen Kirkman
Image
A lot of times that I'm single is not for a lack of anyone being interested it's me.
Jen Kirkman
Image
I'm not like Woody Allen like, Oh my god what's going to happen? Ooh Ooh Oohhh. I'm just high-strung. So I do need to do a lot of stuff.
Jen Kirkman
Image
I have no choice sometimes, but there's something about being alone. When I'm alone I might not speak for 24 hours, but you're totally seeing things. It's a pretty cool experience.
Jen Kirkman
Image
For me, making any kind of resolution or saying, I'm doing this! can only cause pain, to get very deep.
Jen Kirkman
Image
At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family.
Jen Kirkman
Image
My rule is if one person says it, a thousand people want to say it. That goes for compliments too. I try to balance it out in my head.
Jen Kirkman
Image
It's much easier to make jokes about not having kids.
Jen Kirkman
Image
Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, Oh god.
Jen Kirkman
Image
I'm the queen of outside speakers.
Jen Kirkman
Image
I'm wired to be neurotic and loud and high-strung.
Jen Kirkman
Image
I don't like news channels so I have six websites that I check and I get the daily update.
Jen Kirkman
Image
I have a new rule where I only follow fashion people on Instagram.
Jen Kirkman
Image
I'd also talk about the period and of course all the different gender things that people might feel that they are. I'd be a terrible teacher because of what I don't know about that.
Jen Kirkman
Image
You teach someone about fallopian tubes in grade school, and you revisit it again in seventh grade for a better understanding of that stuff. I think it's never-ending. I don't know why it isn't all the time.
Jen Kirkman