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I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, This is the best way for people to find out about me.

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Jen Kirkman
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: August 28
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If, for some reason, everyone knew who I was without me having to have my own TV show, that's what I would do. That way, I could do less shows a year.
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