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We need a new law that owners of SUVs (Sport Utility Vehicles) are automatically in the military reserve. Then they can go get their own goddamn oil.

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Jello Biafra
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: June 17
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I'm tired of being ruled by the Skull and Bones. The only place they belong are on punk-rock albums!
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My parents didn't hide reality. I watched cartoons and the news with equal fascination.
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