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Jeffrey Gitomer
Age: 78
Born: 1946
Born: February 11
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West Palm Beach
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Satisfied customers are apathetic. Loyal customers will be your advocate.
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You can't be a winner if you're a whiner...wiener.
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It never ceases to amaze me that companies will spend thousands of hours and millions of dollars teaching people 'how to sell,' and not one minute or not $10 on 'why they buy.' And 'why they buy' is all that matters.
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People who are cocky and arrogant say, 'I know that' and move along. People who are confident and positive ask themselves,' How good am I at that?' and seek to improve
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Positive mental attitude is determined by you. Not others.
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Failure is an event, not a person. Think of failure as 'it' and not 'me'.
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Improve writing skills: 1. Keep paragraphs short. 2. Use bold and CAPS to make points. 3. Start with a question or short statement. 4. Give me meat in the middle. All meat. 5. Make me smile, think, or act at the end.
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If you believe in your company. If you believe in your product. If you believe in yourself. Then you can march to success.
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Mistakes in judgment are the best teachers in the world, and if you choose to learn from them then you will begin to trust yourself and understand that, correct or incorrect you were decisive and moved on.
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Some people serve with pride - because they 'want to' do and be their best other people serve with disdain because they 'have to' do their job. Which person do you think will end up running the show?
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There is no one way to Happiness. Happiness is the way! It's inside your head FIRST and everyplace else second
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Attitude precedes service. Your positive mental attitude is the basis for the way you act and react to people. 'You become what you think about' is the foundation of your actions and reactions. What are your thoughts? Positive all the time? How are you guiding them?
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Take more chances than you dare. You'll make more sales than you expect. That's the formula.
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Ignore the junk news - work on a worthwhile project, make a plan, or do something to enhance your life.
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My website, my email magazine, my blog, my books, my corporate seminars, and my public seminars all create the ability for social media to work and all build reputation and ranking.
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How friendly are your companies' first words? Just try this...start all conversations with customers using one of the following words or phrases: 'great!' 'no problem', 'you're in luck', 'that's my favorite problem'.
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Asking, How much is it? is THE BIGGEST buying signal. Telling me, Your price is too high. is THE SECOND BIGGEST buying signal
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Negative people are worse than negative occurrences. The argument is over in ten minutes - the person may hang around for years.
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If you don't give trust to others, it's because you haven't earned it. If you don't have trust form others, it's because YOU haven't earned it.
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People will try to rain on your parade because they have no parade of their own.
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