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The only reason I would have liked to have gone to university is because I like cricket. Not a very good reason to want to go, but as good as any, I suppose.
Jeffrey Bernard
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Jeffrey Bernard
Age: 65 †
Born: 1932
Born: May 27
Died: 1997
Died: September 4
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London
England
Jeffrey Joseph Bernard
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