Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Life teaches us that human thought almost never walks hand in hand with logic, and it is usually counterproductive to raise the point.
Jeff Lindsay
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Jeff Lindsay
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: July 14
Novelist
Playwright
Writer
Miami
Florida
Jeffry P. Freundlich
Jeffry P. Lindsay
Life
Teach
Counterproductive
Almost
Teaches
Point
Raise
Hands
Raises
Thought
Logic
Human
Usually
Humans
Walks
Never
Hand
More quotes by Jeff Lindsay
I am unlovable...I have tried to involve myself in other people, in relationships, and even - in my sillier moments - in love. But it doesn't work. Something in me is broken or missing and sooner or later the other person catches me Acting or one of Those Nights comes along.
Jeff Lindsay
A reasonable being might think that he and I could find some common ground have a cup of coffee and compare our Passengers, exchange trade talk and chitchat about dismemberment techniques. But no: Doakes wanted me dead. And I found it difficult to share his point of view.
Jeff Lindsay
First things first has always been my motto, mostly because it makes absolutely no sense - after all, if first things were second or third, they wouldn't be first things, would they? Still, cliches exist to comfort the feeble minded, not to provide any actual meaning.
Jeff Lindsay
Feeling - what authentic human fun!
Jeff Lindsay
I sighed as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young.
Jeff Lindsay
Really now: If you can't get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people?
Jeff Lindsay
After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the cool linoleum. Instead I reached out with my little finger and flipped the Barbie's head. It went thack thack against the door. I flipped it again. Thack thack. Whee. I had a new hobby.
Jeff Lindsay
Rectory always sounded to me like a place where you would find a proctologist.
Jeff Lindsay
Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic.
Jeff Lindsay
It happens incompetence is rewarded more often than not.
Jeff Lindsay
Killing makes me feel good.
Jeff Lindsay
Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it who could do that, but did that mean we had to miss lunch?
Jeff Lindsay
Dying makes everyone weaker, subject to painful insight, and not always insight into any kind of special truth - it's just the approaching end that makes people want to believe they are seeing something in the line of a great revelation.
Jeff Lindsay
Now I know what it is like to feel like a total idiot.
Jeff Lindsay
In its own way the kiss had been an act of murder.
Jeff Lindsay
It's terrible to have to depend on someone else.
Jeff Lindsay
This was just no fun. I wanted my brain back.
Jeff Lindsay
For the first time I could remember, I felt weak, woozy and stupid— like a human-being. Like a very small and helpless human-being.
Jeff Lindsay
What a terrible thing life can be.
Jeff Lindsay
What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the usual purpose.
Jeff Lindsay