Quote

Perhaps because I'll never be one, humans are interesting to me.

Jeff Lindsay

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Jeff Lindsay
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: July 14
Novelist
Playwright
Writer
Miami
Florida
Jeffry P. Freundlich
Jeffry P. Lindsay
Perhaps
Interesting
Humans
Never

More quotes by Jeff Lindsay

Image
Feeling - what authentic human fun!
Jeff Lindsay
Image
The mind picks some very bad times to take a walk doesn't it?
Jeff Lindsay
Image
I had killed our careful relationship by driving my tongue through its heart and pushing it off a cliff.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
I waved to everybody. Some of them even waved back. They knew me, had seen me go by before, always cheerful, a big hello for everybody. He was such a nice man. Very friendly. I can’t believe he did those horrible things . . .
Jeff Lindsay
Image
Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it who could do that, but did that mean we had to miss lunch?
Jeff Lindsay
Image
Anybody can be charming if they don't mind faking it, saying all the stupid, obvious, nauseating things that a conscience keeps most people from saying. Happily, I don't have a conscience. I say them.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
It happens incompetence is rewarded more often than not.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
I sighed as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the usual purpose.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
...my conscience has the same hard reality as a unicorn.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
The key to a happy life is to have accomplishments to be proud of and purpose to look forward to, and at the moment I had both. How wonderful it was to be me.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
Could this be the Apocalypse ?
Jeff Lindsay
Image
First things first has always been my motto, mostly because it makes absolutely no sense - after all, if first things were second or third, they wouldn't be first things, would they? Still, cliches exist to comfort the feeble minded, not to provide any actual meaning.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultivate any it's always easier to simply go along.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
But what could I do? Be stupid for a while? I wasn't sure I knew how, even after so many years of careful observation.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
Really now: If you can't get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people?
Jeff Lindsay
Image
IN MY LIFELONG STUDY OF HUMAN BEINGS, I HAVE FOUND that no matter how hard they might try, they have found no way yet to prevent the arrival of Monday morning. And they do try, of course, but Monday always comes, and all the drones have to scuttle back to their dreary workaday lives of meaningless toil and suffering.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
Life teaches us that human thought almost never walks hand in hand with logic, and it is usually counterproductive to raise the point.
Jeff Lindsay