Quote

I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?

Jeff Lindsay

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Jeff Lindsay
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: July 14
Novelist
Playwright
Writer
Miami
Florida
Jeffry P. Freundlich
Jeffry P. Lindsay
Family
Comes
Firsts
First
Mean
Breakfast
Shouldn

More quotes by Jeff Lindsay

Image
Was insanity really easier to accept than unconsciousness?
Jeff Lindsay
Image
A reasonable being might think that he and I could find some common ground have a cup of coffee and compare our Passengers, exchange trade talk and chitchat about dismemberment techniques. But no: Doakes wanted me dead. And I found it difficult to share his point of view.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
been there done that, bought the t-shirt Chapter 2
Jeff Lindsay
Image
She really did like me, the idiot.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
I am unlovable...I have tried to involve myself in other people, in relationships, and even - in my sillier moments - in love. But it doesn't work. Something in me is broken or missing and sooner or later the other person catches me Acting or one of Those Nights comes along.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
Perhaps because I'll never be one, humans are interesting to me.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
It was such an unexpected and genuine smile that if I only had a soul I'm sure I would have felt quite guilty.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
For the first time I could remember, I felt weak, woozy and stupid— like a human-being. Like a very small and helpless human-being.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
IN MY LIFELONG STUDY OF HUMAN BEINGS, I HAVE FOUND that no matter how hard they might try, they have found no way yet to prevent the arrival of Monday morning. And they do try, of course, but Monday always comes, and all the drones have to scuttle back to their dreary workaday lives of meaningless toil and suffering.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
The mind picks some very bad times to take a walk doesn't it?
Jeff Lindsay
Image
It's terrible to have to depend on someone else.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
Life teaches us that human thought almost never walks hand in hand with logic, and it is usually counterproductive to raise the point.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
Or was he saying, Hi! Wanna play? And I did. Of course I did.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it who could do that, but did that mean we had to miss lunch?
Jeff Lindsay
Image
I really am guilty, of many somethings, all of them lethal and very enjoyable and technically not quite legal.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
Money to me had always been merely something the sheep used to show each other how wonderful they were.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
I don't know if you have noticed this, but it is quite possible for two human beings to have a conversation in which one or both parties involved has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
Me, feeling. What a concept.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
I looked around the store and what I saw was not very encouraging. There were rows and rows of violent toys...aisle after aisle of training devices for recreational slaughter. No wonder our world was such a mean and violent place...if we teach children that killing is fun, can we really be surprised if now and then someone is smart enough to learn?
Jeff Lindsay
Image
First things first has always been my motto, mostly because it makes absolutely no sense - after all, if first things were second or third, they wouldn't be first things, would they? Still, cliches exist to comfort the feeble minded, not to provide any actual meaning.
Jeff Lindsay