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Jeff Lindsay
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: July 14
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Miami
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This was just no fun. I wanted my brain back.
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Really now: If you can't get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people?
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And as we should all know by now, anytime you predict failure you have an excellent chance of being right.
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Dying makes everyone weaker, subject to painful insight, and not always insight into any kind of special truth - it's just the approaching end that makes people want to believe they are seeing something in the line of a great revelation.
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The key to a happy life is to have accomplishments to be proud of and purpose to look forward to, and at the moment I had both. How wonderful it was to be me.
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...being torn apart by far too many loyalties that could not possibly live together in the same brain.
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After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the cool linoleum. Instead I reached out with my little finger and flipped the Barbie's head. It went thack thack against the door. I flipped it again. Thack thack. Whee. I had a new hobby.
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What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the usual purpose.
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you can’t use logic on human behavior.
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It's terrible to have to depend on someone else.
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The mind picks some very bad times to take a walk doesn't it?
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I don't know if you have noticed this, but it is quite possible for two human beings to have a conversation in which one or both parties involved has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.
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What to wear? I could think of no guidelines on what we were wearing this season to a party forced on you to celebrate an unwanted engagement that might turn into a violent confrontation with a vengeful maniac. Clearly brown shoes were out, but beyond that nothing really seemed de rigueur.
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I think people understand things different when they get older. It’s not a question of getting soft, or seeing things in the gray areas instead of black and white. I really believe I’m just understanding things different. Better.
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Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic.
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Rectory always sounded to me like a place where you would find a proctologist.
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Feeling - what authentic human fun!
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They like to tell us that it is important to speak the truth, but it has been my experience that real happiness lies in having people tell you what you want to believe, usually not the same thing at all, and if you have to stub your toe on the truth later, so be it.
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