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Rectory always sounded to me like a place where you would find a proctologist.

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Jeff Lindsay
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: July 14
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Dying makes everyone weaker, subject to painful insight, and not always insight into any kind of special truth - it's just the approaching end that makes people want to believe they are seeing something in the line of a great revelation.
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I had killed our careful relationship by driving my tongue through its heart and pushing it off a cliff.
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I sighed as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young.
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It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
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Now I know what it is like to feel like a total idiot.
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But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we might as well accept things the way they happen, clean up the mess, and move on.
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I am unlovable...I have tried to involve myself in other people, in relationships, and even - in my sillier moments - in love. But it doesn't work. Something in me is broken or missing and sooner or later the other person catches me Acting or one of Those Nights comes along.
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Was insanity really easier to accept than unconsciousness?
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Killing makes me feel good.
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Perhaps because I'll never be one, humans are interesting to me.
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Mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers. I got dressed and went to work.
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What to wear? I could think of no guidelines on what we were wearing this season to a party forced on you to celebrate an unwanted engagement that might turn into a violent confrontation with a vengeful maniac. Clearly brown shoes were out, but beyond that nothing really seemed de rigueur.
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Money to me had always been merely something the sheep used to show each other how wonderful they were.
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Life teaches us that human thought almost never walks hand in hand with logic, and it is usually counterproductive to raise the point.
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you can’t use logic on human behavior.
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