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Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.

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Jeff Lindsay
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: July 14
Novelist
Playwright
Writer
Miami
Florida
Jeffry P. Freundlich
Jeffry P. Lindsay
Obligation
Interesting
Life

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After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the cool linoleum. Instead I reached out with my little finger and flipped the Barbie's head. It went thack thack against the door. I flipped it again. Thack thack. Whee. I had a new hobby.
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I had killed our careful relationship by driving my tongue through its heart and pushing it off a cliff.
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I'm quite sure more people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake all of it. --Dexter
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