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Because I am an inhuman monster, I tend to be logical.
Jeff Lindsay
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Jeff Lindsay
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: July 14
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Miami
Florida
Jeffry P. Freundlich
Jeffry P. Lindsay
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And here I always thought morality was useless.
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But what could I do? Be stupid for a while? I wasn't sure I knew how, even after so many years of careful observation.
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Or was he saying, Hi! Wanna play? And I did. Of course I did.
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And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do these terrible things always happen to me?
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I'm quite sure more people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake all of it. --Dexter
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