Quote

Mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers. I got dressed and went to work.

Jeff Lindsay

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Jeff Lindsay
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: July 14
Novelist
Playwright
Writer
Miami
Florida
Jeffry P. Freundlich
Jeffry P. Lindsay
Mutilated
Corpses
Showers
Dressed
Afternoon
Went
Chance
Work

More quotes by Jeff Lindsay

Image
I looked around the store and what I saw was not very encouraging. There were rows and rows of violent toys...aisle after aisle of training devices for recreational slaughter. No wonder our world was such a mean and violent place...if we teach children that killing is fun, can we really be surprised if now and then someone is smart enough to learn?
Jeff Lindsay
Image
Or was he saying, Hi! Wanna play? And I did. Of course I did.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
I'm a very neat monster.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
Killing makes me feel good.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
The mind picks some very bad times to take a walk doesn't it?
Jeff Lindsay
Image
And here I always thought morality was useless.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
Could this be the Apocalypse ?
Jeff Lindsay
Image
A reasonable being might think that he and I could find some common ground have a cup of coffee and compare our Passengers, exchange trade talk and chitchat about dismemberment techniques. But no: Doakes wanted me dead. And I found it difficult to share his point of view.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
A man can take only so much. Even a phony man like me.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
I am unlovable...I have tried to involve myself in other people, in relationships, and even - in my sillier moments - in love. But it doesn't work. Something in me is broken or missing and sooner or later the other person catches me Acting or one of Those Nights comes along.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
I really am guilty, of many somethings, all of them lethal and very enjoyable and technically not quite legal.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
Life teaches us that human thought almost never walks hand in hand with logic, and it is usually counterproductive to raise the point.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
She really did like me, the idiot.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
It's terrible to have to depend on someone else.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultivate any it's always easier to simply go along.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
First things first has always been my motto, mostly because it makes absolutely no sense - after all, if first things were second or third, they wouldn't be first things, would they? Still, cliches exist to comfort the feeble minded, not to provide any actual meaning.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
Now I know what it is like to feel like a total idiot.
Jeff Lindsay
Image
I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?
Jeff Lindsay
Image
Feeling - what authentic human fun!
Jeff Lindsay