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Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing back flips and taking naps whenever I want.
Jeff Kinney
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Jeff Kinney
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: February 19
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Fort Washington
Maryland
Jeffrey Patrick Kinney
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