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Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!
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Jeff Kinney
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: February 19
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Jeffrey Patrick Kinney
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I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end.
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Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing back flips and taking naps whenever I want.
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It's not easy to writing thank-you notes for the stuff you didn't want in the first place.
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You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.
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When you're used to having electricity and then all of a sudden it's taken away, you're basically just one step from being a wild animal.
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I didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I had was, I don't belong in here with these future criminals.
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I`m basically one of the best people I know.
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Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love the way the pants look on my legs! All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants. Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever! Sincerely, Greg
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