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Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.
Jeff Kinney
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Jeff Kinney
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: February 19
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Jeffrey Patrick Kinney
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