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First of all, let me get this straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say 'diary' on it.

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Jeff Kinney
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: February 19
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Jeffrey Patrick Kinney
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