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Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.

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Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
Actor
Comedian
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Songwriter
Voice Actor
Writer
Atlanta
Georgia
Years
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Careers
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You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
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My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.
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The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.
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You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
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I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.
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You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.
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If men have a smell it's usually an accident.
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If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck
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Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.
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I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.
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You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
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Kids aren't suppose to have cancer, they're suppose to have a future.
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Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.
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You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
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If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.
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You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
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You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
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You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
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You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.
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