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I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.

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Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
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