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People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.

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Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
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You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
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I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.
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As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don't have the benefit of visual things.
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I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.
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You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.
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You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
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You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.
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You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.
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You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.
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