Quote

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

Jeff Foxworthy

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
Actor
Comedian
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Songwriter
Voice Actor
Writer
Atlanta
Georgia
Members
Help
Family
House
Richest
Helping
Redneck
Might
Member
Take
Wheels
Bought

More quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

Image
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don't have the benefit of visual things.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges he got guys off the fishing docks.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.
Jeff Foxworthy