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You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right
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Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
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I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.
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Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.
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Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.
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