Quote

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

Jeff Foxworthy

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
Actor
Comedian
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Songwriter
Voice Actor
Writer
Atlanta
Georgia
Fridge
Fridges
Redneck
Outside
Might
Something

More quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

Image
If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
I would love for someone to offer me a serious part in something. I don't know if I could even pull it off, but I would like to be the cowboy that rides off and someone shoots him off the horse in the middle of town. Just a serious role. It wouldn't have to be a big one.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
There's no down time any more.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
If men have a smell it's usually an accident.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
We really didn't have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and the only kid's programming was on Saturday morning. We always played outside until we could hear Mom calling us (not by cell phone but with her hands cupped around her mouth) that it was dinner time.
Jeff Foxworthy