Quote

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

Jeff Foxworthy

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
Actor
Comedian
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Songwriter
Voice Actor
Writer
Atlanta
Georgia
Fridge
Fridges
Redneck
Outside
Might
Something

More quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

Image
You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges he got guys off the fishing docks.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
Jeff Foxworthy