Quote

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

Jeff Foxworthy

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
Actor
Comedian
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Songwriter
Voice Actor
Writer
Atlanta
Georgia
Redneck
Fired
Construction
Appearance
Jobs
Might

More quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

Image
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
Talking with Gary Busey is kinda like sex. You want to do it, you just don't want to be alone when you do it.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.
Jeff Foxworthy