Quote

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

Jeff Foxworthy

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
Actor
Comedian
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Songwriter
Voice Actor
Writer
Atlanta
Georgia
Need
Needs
Barber
Barbers
Haircut
Haircuts
Estimate
Redneck
Might

More quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

Image
I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
Because criminals know that when they see a house with 2 foot tall grass, a dog on a chain, and an engine hanging from a tree, a gun lives in that house. And if you want to know what kind, just break in at 2 in the morning.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
There's no down time any more.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.
Jeff Foxworthy