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A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon.'

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Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
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