Quote

Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.

Jeff Foxworthy

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
Actor
Comedian
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Songwriter
Voice Actor
Writer
Atlanta
Georgia
Food
Asks
Best
Much
Really
Louisiana
Planet
Planets
Eating

More quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

Image
If your stomach blocks your view of your feet, cover it up! The only people who should be wearing belly shirts are people who don't have bellies. Now those little baby spare tires are kinda cute tractor tires aren't! Especially if they've got hair on them!
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
I've got nothing against tattoos. I don't have one myself. If I did, it would be right there next to my watch. It would say Your wife's birthday is August 2nd, your anniversary is September 18th, don't let Ron White drive your car again.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
The things that I'm talking about not knowing, they're not mysteries of the universe it's just stuff I thought I would know by the time I was thirty-nine.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
Jeff Foxworthy