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Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.

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Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
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