Quote

Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity

Jeff Foxworthy

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
Actor
Comedian
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Songwriter
Voice Actor
Writer
Atlanta
Georgia
Humanity
Best
Thing
Hilary
Sacrificing
Possibly
Kill
Sacrifice
Clinton

More quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

Image
You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
The only negative about doing stand-up is that you're on the road by yourself. When you're on the road with comics we just crack each other up every night going, Can you believe they're paying us to do this? They're crazy.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
The thing about that singles apartment is you never had to clean it up... until the day you got the security deposit back. You're arguing with the landlord... 'No sir, the back door was missing when we moved in here! The pizzas were always on the ceiling!'
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
We really didn't have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and the only kid's programming was on Saturday morning. We always played outside until we could hear Mom calling us (not by cell phone but with her hands cupped around her mouth) that it was dinner time.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
Jeff Foxworthy