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Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
Actor
Comedian
Film Producer
Screenwriter
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Voice Actor
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Atlanta
Georgia
Sophistication
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