Quote

Talking with Gary Busey is kinda like sex. You want to do it, you just don't want to be alone when you do it.

Jeff Foxworthy

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
Actor
Comedian
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Songwriter
Voice Actor
Writer
Atlanta
Georgia
Gary
Kinda
Sex
Alone
Talking
Like

More quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

Image
Because criminals know that when they see a house with 2 foot tall grass, a dog on a chain, and an engine hanging from a tree, a gun lives in that house. And if you want to know what kind, just break in at 2 in the morning.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
We really didn't have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and the only kid's programming was on Saturday morning. We always played outside until we could hear Mom calling us (not by cell phone but with her hands cupped around her mouth) that it was dinner time.
Jeff Foxworthy