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I really don't require a whole lot in life.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
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You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
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I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.
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I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.
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