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I really don't require a whole lot in life.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
Actor
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I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.
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Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
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If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.
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