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I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
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You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!
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It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.
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Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.
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I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.
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You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.
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I really don't require a whole lot in life.
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You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
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You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
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We're a heart attack away from losing the right to bear arms.
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Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.
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A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon.'
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You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
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I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.
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You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
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People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.
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You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
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