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What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.
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Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
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You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
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A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon.'
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I would love for someone to offer me a serious part in something. I don't know if I could even pull it off, but I would like to be the cowboy that rides off and someone shoots him off the horse in the middle of town. Just a serious role. It wouldn't have to be a big one.
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I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.
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You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
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You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
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If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.
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Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
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Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.
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You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
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You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
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You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
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You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.
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You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
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You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
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If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.
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You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
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You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the Dirt for Sale sign in the front yard.
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I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.
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When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'
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