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Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
Actor
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Film Producer
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Atlanta
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If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.
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If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.
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As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don't have the benefit of visual things.
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You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
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You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
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A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon.'
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People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.
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You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
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If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
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You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
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Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.
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I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.
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