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Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
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Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity
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You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
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My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.
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If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.
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You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
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You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
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You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
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You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
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Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.
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To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.
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You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
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If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
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Talking with Gary Busey is kinda like sex. You want to do it, you just don't want to be alone when you do it.
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You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
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I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.
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Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
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The things that I'm talking about not knowing, they're not mysteries of the universe it's just stuff I thought I would know by the time I was thirty-nine.
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