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Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
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I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.
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You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
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You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.
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If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
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If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
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You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.
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To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.
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If your stomach blocks your view of your feet, cover it up! The only people who should be wearing belly shirts are people who don't have bellies. Now those little baby spare tires are kinda cute tractor tires aren't! Especially if they've got hair on them!
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Talking with Gary Busey is kinda like sex. You want to do it, you just don't want to be alone when you do it.
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You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!
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